CONTENTS: 0. The first lesson. / 1. Are you jealous?. / 2. On our own. / 3. When are you going to introduce me to her?. / 4. How often d’you do that?. / 5. How much is your wife worth?. / 6. If you aren’t doing anything at the moment. / 7. Would anybody like some more cofee?. / 8. When did you get emancipated?. / 9. A misprint. / 10. Gossip. / 11. I was only understating. / 12. I know a man who knows another man who may be able to help you. / 13. Teen dreams (I wanted to, he wanted me to). / 14. You’re even meaner than I thought. / 15. Have you read any Shakespeare recently?. / 16. How long have you been studying english?. / Appendices. / Tests.